The Boob Joke
I have big boobs.
I have a large bra.
I love my boobs.
And I also HATE my boobs.
Men love to look.
While others want to touch.
But I get the pleasure of bathing them everyday.
My boobs sag.
My boobs flop.
My boobs may get in the way at times.
But I know my boobs are 100% mine.
I feel sexy when my boobs are free.
I feel dangerous when they are caged.
These are my boobs and they truly apart of me.
The bigger they are, the more people stare and awe.
The bigger they are, the smaller my waist appears to be.
My boobs have many names like tits, moneybags, breasts, chest, and pillows.
I rather call them boo and booalla.
No, I’m not a porn star or a stripper.
Just a woman with big boobs that when you show love,
You don’t have to tip her.
Yes, I have big boobs this true.
And I will always love them more than you.